mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

beyondthegrandline:

"can you tell everyone that dinner is ready?"

"ok"

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zoomer-zlorpuff:

wwonderful:

latulapyrope:

humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool

even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year

i hate you

I’m sorry but:

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upallnightogetloki:

lilacsbloom:

Oh yeah this is so how it should have ended.

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING!

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more amazing movie facts and trivia! (Source)

invisicanada:

to the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

invisicanada:

to the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

jaclcfrost:

they may be a minor character but they are a major character in my heart

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment