Rocket jump to victory!
askthejohn-egbert:

iliekkittehs:

askthejohn-egbert:

can someone please photoshop dave’s face between my fingers?

fixed it, im a professional


thanks.

askthejohn-egbert:

iliekkittehs:

askthejohn-egbert:

can someone please photoshop dave’s face between my fingers?

fixed it, im a professional

thanks.

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

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citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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kuukki:

ryugazakireichan:

ju5t4n3rd:

so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE

it’s still july

iTS OKAY IM SOLD.\

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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unfollovving:

metaknighty:

cyberthug13:

blurredbynes:

"Alright mam, your total will be $10,579.49"

*slides selfie over the counter* 

This shit is Denied it aint worth nothing

my bad i accidentally gave u my pocket mirror

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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me applying for a job

aragaki:

agendr:

aragaki:

interviewer: so do you have any special talents
me: :3
interviewer: you cant make that face in real life
me: :3c
interviewer: shit boy!!

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shit boy!!

619,103 plays

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

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bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

That’s how many days there are in a year

No there is 365

Oh yeah I forgot u r a q t

cdeductionswiththedoctor:

faensoundslikefun:

faensoundslikefun:

My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.

help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post

its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising