tsundere-dragon:

Classic

spookydunsparce:

enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in

spoopycecilos:

gentlepresent:

spoopycecilos:

spoopycecilos:

THeese fuckngin cows drank their own milk and not only that  theyre boy cows, boy cows with udders and they drink this unholy godforsaken he-milk they put it botttles and they drink it they drink their milk sin they drink it lik e the sick animals they are  

This is literally the best post about cows I’ve ever made

How many other posts about cows have you made

Not enough

spoopycecilos:

gentlepresent:

spoopycecilos:

spoopycecilos:

THeese fuckngin cows drank their own milk and not only that  theyre boy cows, boy cows with udders and they drink this unholy godforsaken he-milk they put it botttles and they drink it they drink their milk sin they drink it lik e the sick animals they are  

This is literally the best post about cows I’ve ever made

How many other posts about cows have you made

Not enough

maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

jellyflavoured:


Starcrossed.


Quick painty thing before bed :3

jellyflavoured:

Starcrossed.

Quick painty thing before bed :3

parallel-falchion:

War. War never changes. Call of Duty illustrates this by releasing the same game every year.

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

stuckinparadoxspace:

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                   anime is shit

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tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one